Now I can't go! Everybody hates me! -Jerry. Which adolescent girl has pictures of her family? It's not like we're Mormons or dying. Parents are simply children having more children. 'We can't all be raised as reptiles by a mentally ill scientist!' -Father. Where are my testicles, Summer? Where are my testicles? They were removed. 'Praying mantises are the opposite of field mice, Morty.' They decapitate and eat their mates after mating.

'Why don't you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry?' Oh yeah you're right, they exploded. 'Run, Morty!' This bastard is willing to risk everything to defeat me! He's completely crazy! -Rick. Next file of the file: I would like to have sex with some of you and then eat the babies. 'It's just a way of putting it, Morty.' They are bureaucrats. 'They're just robots, Morty!' It's okay to shoot them! They are robots! -Rick. In one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the world, so we escaped from that reality and came to it, because it was not destroyed and we were dead. If you spend all day shuffling words, you can make everything sound bad, Morty. Selling a gun is the same as pulling the trigger. Not all voids can be filled by Jumba juice. You have to know the raw truth even if it hurts. In my language it means, 'I am in great pain, please help me.' -Person bird. Morty, do you know what the phrase 'wubba lubba dub dub' means? -Person bird.

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